First of all, I'd like to thank everyone who has taken the time to stop by here and read the things I share with you here. Whether you agree with the substance or not, whether you read to ridicule, whether you read for sanity, or whether you read because you just simply like to read. You are reading this and for that I thank you.
Gracias.
Okey-dokey,...here we go with today's story:
You can't be too concerned with thinking about whether or not you smack your food when you eat. I mean, you eat the way you eat, loud or not. Oh,... you think that is rude? We should be worried about how they are likely to perceive us just because we smack our food like cows in the barn?
I care not.
I'm not proper.
I'm real.
Now, you don't need to worry about whether or not you're pissing on the sidewall of the bowl or in the water and you certainly don't need to worry about someone hearing your bowels explode. I'm in the bathroom. Let me be. If I worry about holding back every fart because of hearing people, I'd sure as hell better start looking for a proctologist.
I don't worry.
I'm no sound slave.
I live.
"The baby is crying."
I know.
"Do something about it."
10 minutes, he'll stop.
"That's mean."
No, that is MY kid.
"I can't stand hearing the baby cry. I'm gonna go stop it."
No, you will not.
Ten Minutes.
Yep,...5 minutes later,...the baby is quiet.
10 minutes later,...the baby is asleep.
OR
"Tell your wife I said:....."
Nah man,..tell her yourself.
"But I can't sign."
Learn or Leave.
"Wow, you're an asshole!"
Yup.
THE STATUS QUO IS CONSTANTLY REINFORCED BY THE PUPPETS OF HOODOM.
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Monday, July 18, 2011
The Return of the Asshole
Howdy there! Yep, you read it right. The ASSHOLE is back! I mean, don't we all need a visit from an old curmudgeon every now and then eh? Folks tell me they allow this just because it makes them feel better about themselves. Hmmm...*wink*
Come along...
Well here he is once again, that ol' Dirt Bag Shitehead, better known as "DeeBee". The son of a gun who was raised West of the Pecos, reared by coyotes, adopted by vultures, and wholly educated by the Chihuahuan Desert herself...
A gnarly one, that one.
You see, D.B. went off on one of his hermit-like spells where he pushes everyone away and hides out between a rock and a hard spot. He likes it like that and I reckon he gains much from it. Whats more, he has been used and abused and truly misused by every biped he'd come across and this was mostly on account that he was often seldom understood. I'll be damned! The guy is an oxymoron, a paradox, and a jinx all rolled into one. Ya jest caint figger him out no matta how hard you try. While you scratch your head he scratches his balls.
Did I say prickly?
You bet!
Well anyhow...of his recent walkabout and period of meditation he came back belligerently hollering yet eloquently speaking, as if in an oratory, before the Ghost Town and this is what he had to say:
"Did it never occur to you that perhaps one of the largest reasons Deaf people, in general, get ridiculed and discriminated by society, age-mates, and popular culture is because they have been forced to subscribe to a means of communication that merely affords many them the ability to bark, snark, howl, yowl, stutter, mutter, screech, shriek, slur, blur, moan, groan, WHINE! CRY! and YELL?
Making everything all too incoherent.
When in the event of the Deaf trying to convey ones thoughts, feelings, and emotions through such means, they struggle. They strain themselves to the point that awkwardness, discomfort, fear, frustration, and anger overcome them. When such happens, it becomes a spectacle before the ignorant eyes of their hearing peers and further reinforces the stigma that surrounds the state of being Deaf.
Further isolating the isolated into a dark cave of embarrassment, shame, and guilt.
Is it no wonder that the very ideology of helping, or better put, 'correcting' deafness actually harms them, their mind, body, and spirit? This is more so when such "help" has chosen to ignore the many cases of their failed attempts to get one who hears not, to speak, act, work, function, and perform as if they were one who does. As a result, the failures are left regarded as misfits, truants, and rebels who joined a fallacy called Deafhood and consider American Sign Language as being a true language. This very way of seeing things disables the hearing majority from ever attaining any grasp or concept of understanding audism. Of course, you can argue that such even exists and I respect that. I respect the fact that many of you are comfortable with your shallow, shrewd, and narrow understanding of ethnicity, culture, language, and ultimately, humanity. I mean we are, after all, just a dumb animal that thinks its our place to attain control of the Natural. What the fuck do we know? Really.
Yet,...in my heart of hearts, I sense what is just."
After such a poetic yet hectic presentation of speech done with raging eloquence, the porch fell silent and heads hung low with shame. With the locals downtrodden by yet another tale of hard luck and tough times and the tourists standing in bewildered amazement that such a scruffy, mangy, and dirty looking old man could recite such prose, I begged a question to ol' DeeBee?
Hey buddy, why is this stuff so important to you when you live way out here?
His response was this:
"Because, for one, you ignorant minions of modern society have absolutely no dook of an idea. Two: you don't know audism until it affects you. Three: Because I'm Deaf, you sons-of-bitches! That is capital D for DAMMIT!"
Yep, that old bastard is back in town...
Come along...
Well here he is once again, that ol' Dirt Bag Shitehead, better known as "DeeBee". The son of a gun who was raised West of the Pecos, reared by coyotes, adopted by vultures, and wholly educated by the Chihuahuan Desert herself...
A gnarly one, that one.
You see, D.B. went off on one of his hermit-like spells where he pushes everyone away and hides out between a rock and a hard spot. He likes it like that and I reckon he gains much from it. Whats more, he has been used and abused and truly misused by every biped he'd come across and this was mostly on account that he was often seldom understood. I'll be damned! The guy is an oxymoron, a paradox, and a jinx all rolled into one. Ya jest caint figger him out no matta how hard you try. While you scratch your head he scratches his balls.
Did I say prickly?
You bet!
Well anyhow...of his recent walkabout and period of meditation he came back belligerently hollering yet eloquently speaking, as if in an oratory, before the Ghost Town and this is what he had to say:
"Did it never occur to you that perhaps one of the largest reasons Deaf people, in general, get ridiculed and discriminated by society, age-mates, and popular culture is because they have been forced to subscribe to a means of communication that merely affords many them the ability to bark, snark, howl, yowl, stutter, mutter, screech, shriek, slur, blur, moan, groan, WHINE! CRY! and YELL?
Making everything all too incoherent.
When in the event of the Deaf trying to convey ones thoughts, feelings, and emotions through such means, they struggle. They strain themselves to the point that awkwardness, discomfort, fear, frustration, and anger overcome them. When such happens, it becomes a spectacle before the ignorant eyes of their hearing peers and further reinforces the stigma that surrounds the state of being Deaf.
Further isolating the isolated into a dark cave of embarrassment, shame, and guilt.
Is it no wonder that the very ideology of helping, or better put, 'correcting' deafness actually harms them, their mind, body, and spirit? This is more so when such "help" has chosen to ignore the many cases of their failed attempts to get one who hears not, to speak, act, work, function, and perform as if they were one who does. As a result, the failures are left regarded as misfits, truants, and rebels who joined a fallacy called Deafhood and consider American Sign Language as being a true language. This very way of seeing things disables the hearing majority from ever attaining any grasp or concept of understanding audism. Of course, you can argue that such even exists and I respect that. I respect the fact that many of you are comfortable with your shallow, shrewd, and narrow understanding of ethnicity, culture, language, and ultimately, humanity. I mean we are, after all, just a dumb animal that thinks its our place to attain control of the Natural. What the fuck do we know? Really.
Yet,...in my heart of hearts, I sense what is just."
After such a poetic yet hectic presentation of speech done with raging eloquence, the porch fell silent and heads hung low with shame. With the locals downtrodden by yet another tale of hard luck and tough times and the tourists standing in bewildered amazement that such a scruffy, mangy, and dirty looking old man could recite such prose, I begged a question to ol' DeeBee?
Hey buddy, why is this stuff so important to you when you live way out here?
His response was this:
"Because, for one, you ignorant minions of modern society have absolutely no dook of an idea. Two: you don't know audism until it affects you. Three: Because I'm Deaf, you sons-of-bitches! That is capital D for DAMMIT!"
Yep, that old bastard is back in town...
Friday, June 18, 2010
Free the Dumb
We, the people, have the right to freely express the things we see and feel. So folks, as a person of the people, I’m prepared to tell you what I see and feel. This will be a pretty blunt testimony on my part and it might be something you could benefit from reading. Surely, some of you will not agree and that’s fine with me. You see, I like how Voltaire put it: “I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” So, through that way I will GO and by that way I hope you, too, may GO.
Vamos a ver…
I will begin first by bringing to you a word and the definition of it. I should hope this will help you arrive to the points of my argument and perhaps you will see how twisted and selfish we are as a people of the planet. This is in no way a message to belittle the sheep people, as I call them, but it is more intentional on my part to awaken the several generations of dormant souls and brainwashed minds. Now please pay attention to the fact that I’m not saying you’re of them but I’ll imply that you might be.
+GRIN+
Yee-Haw!
Freedom: n. enjoyment of personal liberty, of not being a slave nor a prisoner : the enjoyment of civil rights (freedom of speech, freedom of assembly etc.) generally associated with constitutional government : the state of not being subject to determining forces : liberty in acting and choosing : immunity to or release from obligations, undesirable states of being etc.
Yup, I enjoy my freedom. I enjoy the freedom to plant a garden. I enjoy the freedom to scream and holler like a caveman. I enjoy the freedom to be real and honest. I enjoy the freedom to tell you how much I enjoy all this fucking liberty. Freedom is being who you are and believing in what you’ve been given. I enjoy that you, yourself, have the freedom to do as you please. I especially enjoy that I have the freedom to separate myself from the lies people tell you about Freedom, herself. Fair enough?
Okay, lets digest all of this for a moment before we get into the muck of it all. I want you to think with an open mind and heart. I want you to find compassion within yourself and I want you to read forth softly and peacefully. By doing such, we will help ourselves avoid getting stuck.
Yes, patience ….
Breathe…
As a deaf man who lives in a world that is dictated by the Hearing World Order, I can tell you this much, humans are pretty fucking dumb. First of all, they might be the majority, or the ones in power, but they are not the ones in control. Second, in the pursuit of creating a perfect world they’re corrupting what is already made perfect. And, yes, deaf people are perfectly fine just the way they are. It’s just the dumb and selfish that beg to differ. You see, a deaf person has no choice but to succumb to the ideals of those who are not “afflicted” or as we put it, experienced. I’m sure you know the expression: “It takes one to know one.” Well you know what? Those who dictate what is best for the deaf have no internal or spiritual experience with deafhood. They don’t know shit about us. The Hearing World Order will NEVER listen to those who hear the Truth. They have seen the Truth and they have been given chances to expand and equalize the liberties of all people in that Truth. Yet, they KNOW they are screwing everyone over and they do it with money on their minds. They know that they have violated the rights of many people and still do. Deaf people and their parents are just another pool of people to take advantage of. I mean, if the world IS run by the HWO and if ninety percent of the deaf people ARE from hearing families, consider which market is bigger?
The Hearing Loss Market or the Deaf Cultural Market?
Now, ahem, this is where I spit on the ground, tighten my fists, grit my teeth and gesture you into the ring…
So, my friend, are we going to be honest or will there be blood? Because if you lie to me and you deny me, I’m going to slam you so hard with a truth so unfathomable that you’ll go nowhere but drown in the lies you spill to defend the original. Heed these words.
So what is your answer?
If you’ve answered that the Hearing Loss Market is bigger than the Deaf Cultural Market, you may pass GO and collect $200.00. If you thought the cultural market would be better, sorry buddy, you’re officially a Dumbfuck and you will never pass GO. Go sit down and shut the fuck up!
*sigh*
Dumb Ass…
Of course, because the hearing loss market is greater, because money is power, and because people are hungry for power, the meek, poor, humble and lowly suffer. You know, the powerful tend to be the ones who twist and lie so to strengthen their hold on such power. Not a hard one to understand eh? Pretty simple, huh? We know that those with power have contaminated all four corners of the earth.
I know that is right.
Alright, for those who collected $200.00 and passed GO, you need to spend a minimum of $199.98 on either a hearing aid or a radio or a phone before I shoot the next question. And of your change, I don’t give a fuck about your “two cents”.
The Next Question:
Is the money spent?
Now that your money is spent and you’re once again broke, we can move forth onto the next stage of my caveman howl. With the $200 spent, we have all enabled the continued governance by the HWO. This is their tactic on keeping the sheep in the pen. Give a little and take much. Baaa!
Remember to never bite the hand that is feeding you.
This brings me to present the next big question: Do you always do what you’re told to do?
If you’ve answered yes then that is where I may imply that you’re of the sheep people. This is where I begin to see real people selling out to a system or systems because they’re afraid to disappoint those in power. They’re afraid to lose the “privileges” that that power allows them. Hoo-headed hypocritical hollyhocks!
*Arrrggghhh!*
If you’ve answered no, then kudos to you! You’re the person that is most likely to understand what is needed in order to bring justice for ALL. You’re the one who has a clue about basic human rights. You’re the one that knows the true meaning of freedom. You refuse to sell out to something that you know is wrong. You know that what you’re told is not always right and you’re the kind of person that our future depends on. You inquire about the Truth.
Yes….
Breathe…
Our deaf community is really fucked up. There is so much infighting and bickering that we’re like headless chickens flapping around in the coop squirting blood and plucking feathers everywhere. It is such a mess that no one seems to trust anyone or believe anything. The backsliding and the name-calling is bunkum when it comes down to the fact that a deaf child is being left in the dark somewhere and their parents think that is perfectly normal.
The HWO smiles…
The cash register sings…
And you?
I have to be gruesomely honest here. I’m tired of you people squabbling amongst your selves. You remind me of fucking middle school kids who try to out the ones who are not cool. You think it is worth it to pursue personal vendettas rather than to organize a spiritual gathering that allows us to exercise our right to free speech against something that is morally wrong. You dumbfucks destroy your own freedom of speech by disrespecting someone else’s freedom of speech. You call their workplace and get them in hot water, thinking you’ve done a good thing. You don’t even have a name and yet you act like you’re some hotshot whose shit doesn’t stink. Well you know what? You do that because you’re not free. You sure don’t bite the hand that’s feeding you breadcrumbs and lies. You suck HWO cock! You’re the status quo ho. C’mere Bitch! Yea! And at the end of the day, you go into your little corner because you know it’s the only place you can unravel your guilt of being a moneygrubber, a naysayer, and a slave. You like costumes and masks because it hides your shame in not standing up for the Truth.
*Ahem*
“Ye shall seek the truth and the truth shall make ye free.”
Whew!
Damn y’all…
A Freedom Fighter knows what is honest and just. A Freedom Fighter knows who is in control. A Freedom Fighter is a patient listener and a tactful messenger. A Freedom Fighter seeks equality for all so that all may enjoy freedom. A Freedom Fighter never abandons what they know as the Truth of Righteousness.
Freedom Fighters are Forever!
*sigh*
The last question I have for you has no wrong answer. Are you going to cower to the shadow of power or are you going to stand with the light of Truth?
Think about it,..
DeeBee
Vamos a ver…
I will begin first by bringing to you a word and the definition of it. I should hope this will help you arrive to the points of my argument and perhaps you will see how twisted and selfish we are as a people of the planet. This is in no way a message to belittle the sheep people, as I call them, but it is more intentional on my part to awaken the several generations of dormant souls and brainwashed minds. Now please pay attention to the fact that I’m not saying you’re of them but I’ll imply that you might be.
+GRIN+
Yee-Haw!
Freedom: n. enjoyment of personal liberty, of not being a slave nor a prisoner : the enjoyment of civil rights (freedom of speech, freedom of assembly etc.) generally associated with constitutional government : the state of not being subject to determining forces : liberty in acting and choosing : immunity to or release from obligations, undesirable states of being etc.
Yup, I enjoy my freedom. I enjoy the freedom to plant a garden. I enjoy the freedom to scream and holler like a caveman. I enjoy the freedom to be real and honest. I enjoy the freedom to tell you how much I enjoy all this fucking liberty. Freedom is being who you are and believing in what you’ve been given. I enjoy that you, yourself, have the freedom to do as you please. I especially enjoy that I have the freedom to separate myself from the lies people tell you about Freedom, herself. Fair enough?
Okay, lets digest all of this for a moment before we get into the muck of it all. I want you to think with an open mind and heart. I want you to find compassion within yourself and I want you to read forth softly and peacefully. By doing such, we will help ourselves avoid getting stuck.
Yes, patience ….
Breathe…
As a deaf man who lives in a world that is dictated by the Hearing World Order, I can tell you this much, humans are pretty fucking dumb. First of all, they might be the majority, or the ones in power, but they are not the ones in control. Second, in the pursuit of creating a perfect world they’re corrupting what is already made perfect. And, yes, deaf people are perfectly fine just the way they are. It’s just the dumb and selfish that beg to differ. You see, a deaf person has no choice but to succumb to the ideals of those who are not “afflicted” or as we put it, experienced. I’m sure you know the expression: “It takes one to know one.” Well you know what? Those who dictate what is best for the deaf have no internal or spiritual experience with deafhood. They don’t know shit about us. The Hearing World Order will NEVER listen to those who hear the Truth. They have seen the Truth and they have been given chances to expand and equalize the liberties of all people in that Truth. Yet, they KNOW they are screwing everyone over and they do it with money on their minds. They know that they have violated the rights of many people and still do. Deaf people and their parents are just another pool of people to take advantage of. I mean, if the world IS run by the HWO and if ninety percent of the deaf people ARE from hearing families, consider which market is bigger?
The Hearing Loss Market or the Deaf Cultural Market?
Now, ahem, this is where I spit on the ground, tighten my fists, grit my teeth and gesture you into the ring…
So, my friend, are we going to be honest or will there be blood? Because if you lie to me and you deny me, I’m going to slam you so hard with a truth so unfathomable that you’ll go nowhere but drown in the lies you spill to defend the original. Heed these words.
So what is your answer?
If you’ve answered that the Hearing Loss Market is bigger than the Deaf Cultural Market, you may pass GO and collect $200.00. If you thought the cultural market would be better, sorry buddy, you’re officially a Dumbfuck and you will never pass GO. Go sit down and shut the fuck up!
*sigh*
Dumb Ass…
Of course, because the hearing loss market is greater, because money is power, and because people are hungry for power, the meek, poor, humble and lowly suffer. You know, the powerful tend to be the ones who twist and lie so to strengthen their hold on such power. Not a hard one to understand eh? Pretty simple, huh? We know that those with power have contaminated all four corners of the earth.
I know that is right.
Alright, for those who collected $200.00 and passed GO, you need to spend a minimum of $199.98 on either a hearing aid or a radio or a phone before I shoot the next question. And of your change, I don’t give a fuck about your “two cents”.
The Next Question:
Is the money spent?
Now that your money is spent and you’re once again broke, we can move forth onto the next stage of my caveman howl. With the $200 spent, we have all enabled the continued governance by the HWO. This is their tactic on keeping the sheep in the pen. Give a little and take much. Baaa!
Remember to never bite the hand that is feeding you.
This brings me to present the next big question: Do you always do what you’re told to do?
If you’ve answered yes then that is where I may imply that you’re of the sheep people. This is where I begin to see real people selling out to a system or systems because they’re afraid to disappoint those in power. They’re afraid to lose the “privileges” that that power allows them. Hoo-headed hypocritical hollyhocks!
*Arrrggghhh!*
If you’ve answered no, then kudos to you! You’re the person that is most likely to understand what is needed in order to bring justice for ALL. You’re the one who has a clue about basic human rights. You’re the one that knows the true meaning of freedom. You refuse to sell out to something that you know is wrong. You know that what you’re told is not always right and you’re the kind of person that our future depends on. You inquire about the Truth.
Yes….
Breathe…
Our deaf community is really fucked up. There is so much infighting and bickering that we’re like headless chickens flapping around in the coop squirting blood and plucking feathers everywhere. It is such a mess that no one seems to trust anyone or believe anything. The backsliding and the name-calling is bunkum when it comes down to the fact that a deaf child is being left in the dark somewhere and their parents think that is perfectly normal.
The HWO smiles…
The cash register sings…
And you?
I have to be gruesomely honest here. I’m tired of you people squabbling amongst your selves. You remind me of fucking middle school kids who try to out the ones who are not cool. You think it is worth it to pursue personal vendettas rather than to organize a spiritual gathering that allows us to exercise our right to free speech against something that is morally wrong. You dumbfucks destroy your own freedom of speech by disrespecting someone else’s freedom of speech. You call their workplace and get them in hot water, thinking you’ve done a good thing. You don’t even have a name and yet you act like you’re some hotshot whose shit doesn’t stink. Well you know what? You do that because you’re not free. You sure don’t bite the hand that’s feeding you breadcrumbs and lies. You suck HWO cock! You’re the status quo ho. C’mere Bitch! Yea! And at the end of the day, you go into your little corner because you know it’s the only place you can unravel your guilt of being a moneygrubber, a naysayer, and a slave. You like costumes and masks because it hides your shame in not standing up for the Truth.
*Ahem*
“Ye shall seek the truth and the truth shall make ye free.”
Whew!
Damn y’all…
A Freedom Fighter knows what is honest and just. A Freedom Fighter knows who is in control. A Freedom Fighter is a patient listener and a tactful messenger. A Freedom Fighter seeks equality for all so that all may enjoy freedom. A Freedom Fighter never abandons what they know as the Truth of Righteousness.
Freedom Fighters are Forever!
*sigh*
The last question I have for you has no wrong answer. Are you going to cower to the shadow of power or are you going to stand with the light of Truth?
Think about it,..
DeeBee
Friday, April 30, 2010
"Read the Book"
Howdy Folks!
I have for y’all some news!
Yeehaw!
I got an e mail yesterday from a fellow assholist telling (demanding) me not to use the words I have used in my previous blogpost titled: Entertainment for Deaf Assholists. He, a particular chauvinist pig, said that I was a fool for using terms that do not exist. The terms he singled out were:
Audism: The very shite he loves to practise.
Auditorisation: The very process he went through and is presently a victim of.
Deafhood: The very process he has chosen to abhor due to his affinity with the audiocentric ignorance that runs rampant in our world.
He emphasized that I was distorting the facts and that I should “get up off my ass and do my homework.” In his e mail, he concluded that I should also watch his recent vlog on YouTube titled: “Read the Book”. So,…
I, being a fellow assholist, decided to see what I could learn from another one of us “bungholes” and went out of my way to find his account and video. As soon as the video began to show, the first word that came to mind was:
Vanity!
And the second word was:
Arrogant!
And the third was:
Dim.
I mean, damn! For one,… the light ABOVE his head is brighter than the brain (if any) IN his head. Dim, I said! You see, he’s walking there on a fucking treadmill with a camera and an ipod because he ain’t got the huevos (balls to the walls) to let go of those “Gollum gollum” (my Precious) things and hike in the Santa Catalina Mountains or at Saguaro NP. He has apparently been so in love with technology that he, as a matter of fact, had his own son implanted with a device called a cochlear implant and he bangs a woman that looks like a cross between a Gila Monster and a Javelina (a Chupacabra?) She also wears a CI. Of course, all of that is beyond the point I’m trying to make but you get the gist.
Y’all see, it is pretty obvious to me that he has denied himself (having less than perfect hearing) all his life. So much to the point that he must maintain doing such in order to be received of people in this world and he is mad that he can’t seem to get out of his own demise. The very reason he nitpicks on the Truthsayers. (for telling the truth, dammit!)
Anyhow…
The main idea of his video was to tell other deaf people that they are stupid because they talk about something they don’t understand. He signs his message stating that we should read the book: “Understanding Deaf Culture: In Search of Deafhood” before we discuss things relating to it. Basically, he believes the USA is misunderstanding the UK’s version of what Deafhood really entails.
Yet hey, wait a minute!
He writes me an e mail telling me to stop using certain words then refers me to his video telling people to read a book that recognizes a term he has asked me to stop using.
* Scratching my head in disbelief. *
Then in the end of his video he says something sort of like this:
“Do your homework before you do something that makes you look bad.”
Hmmm, I, again, have to scratch my head in disbelief because he really looks bad in that video and let me tell you why:
He didn’t read the fuckin’ book and he doesn’t have the ability to.
* So Piglet, how is that for an assumption? *
You see, the author, Paddy Ladd states in his introduction:
“This book has to walk a tightrope, to operate on several levels and I have tried to design it in order to accomplish that task. First and foremost then, it is intended as a resource, in which different chapters may be of use to different people at different times. These various levels can be found within this introduction itself, and you are encouraged to focus on whichever sections draw your attention and to set aside the other sections for a later reading.”
Aha!
I read (present tense) Ladd’s book like I read my encyclopedia.
A resource.
Perhaps if my fellow Assholist had read the book (the intro at least), he would have understood its purpose and never have made the video he had me watch. Yet, of course, I find the words vain, arrogant, and DIM to be suiting for him. I might add selfish to the list too.
(Reminds me of myself, wink)
Now, before I wrap this post up, I want to share with you what I wrote in response to his email:
“Err, I go:
I guess you’re still not capable of understanding the truth behind the words you’ve asked me not to use but I can sympathize with you and your confusion. It is not your fault but the fault of the ignorance that engulfed you as a child or should I say:
Who are you working for, eh? * chuckles *
Okay, I went to YouTube to watch your video and I was pleased to see that it was less than two minutes rather than the usual lengthy bullshit ones you’re known for. I, however, do not see the point of the video because it only reveals how lame and dumb you can be.
You command me, a viewer, to “read the book.”
As a fellow Assholist like yourself, I have opted to help you better understand by quoting something Ladd mentioned in his introduction of the book which you have suggested we all read:
“For the Deaf reader who feels daunted by the language used, I suggest that chapters 7, 8, and 9 are read first. If they ring true, then the others are worthy of your attention.”
If they don’t (ring true), well, coming from me in the Italian language:
“Shut tha fuck up!”
Don’t be proud of your Lie Abilities.
You’re simply a pawn and only that.
Later fool,
D.B. ”
As for my friends and family:
THANK YOU FOR READING,
D.B. Shitehead
P.S. FYI, I’ve read the Holy Bible from Genesis to Revelation and you better do the same because if you have not, you’re really fucked! Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
* evil grin *
I have for y’all some news!
Yeehaw!
I got an e mail yesterday from a fellow assholist telling (demanding) me not to use the words I have used in my previous blogpost titled: Entertainment for Deaf Assholists. He, a particular chauvinist pig, said that I was a fool for using terms that do not exist. The terms he singled out were:
Audism: The very shite he loves to practise.
Auditorisation: The very process he went through and is presently a victim of.
Deafhood: The very process he has chosen to abhor due to his affinity with the audiocentric ignorance that runs rampant in our world.
He emphasized that I was distorting the facts and that I should “get up off my ass and do my homework.” In his e mail, he concluded that I should also watch his recent vlog on YouTube titled: “Read the Book”. So,…
I, being a fellow assholist, decided to see what I could learn from another one of us “bungholes” and went out of my way to find his account and video. As soon as the video began to show, the first word that came to mind was:
Vanity!
And the second word was:
Arrogant!
And the third was:
Dim.
I mean, damn! For one,… the light ABOVE his head is brighter than the brain (if any) IN his head. Dim, I said! You see, he’s walking there on a fucking treadmill with a camera and an ipod because he ain’t got the huevos (balls to the walls) to let go of those “Gollum gollum” (my Precious) things and hike in the Santa Catalina Mountains or at Saguaro NP. He has apparently been so in love with technology that he, as a matter of fact, had his own son implanted with a device called a cochlear implant and he bangs a woman that looks like a cross between a Gila Monster and a Javelina (a Chupacabra?) She also wears a CI. Of course, all of that is beyond the point I’m trying to make but you get the gist.
Y’all see, it is pretty obvious to me that he has denied himself (having less than perfect hearing) all his life. So much to the point that he must maintain doing such in order to be received of people in this world and he is mad that he can’t seem to get out of his own demise. The very reason he nitpicks on the Truthsayers. (for telling the truth, dammit!)
Anyhow…
The main idea of his video was to tell other deaf people that they are stupid because they talk about something they don’t understand. He signs his message stating that we should read the book: “Understanding Deaf Culture: In Search of Deafhood” before we discuss things relating to it. Basically, he believes the USA is misunderstanding the UK’s version of what Deafhood really entails.
Yet hey, wait a minute!
He writes me an e mail telling me to stop using certain words then refers me to his video telling people to read a book that recognizes a term he has asked me to stop using.
* Scratching my head in disbelief. *
Then in the end of his video he says something sort of like this:
“Do your homework before you do something that makes you look bad.”
Hmmm, I, again, have to scratch my head in disbelief because he really looks bad in that video and let me tell you why:
He didn’t read the fuckin’ book and he doesn’t have the ability to.
* So Piglet, how is that for an assumption? *
You see, the author, Paddy Ladd states in his introduction:
“This book has to walk a tightrope, to operate on several levels and I have tried to design it in order to accomplish that task. First and foremost then, it is intended as a resource, in which different chapters may be of use to different people at different times. These various levels can be found within this introduction itself, and you are encouraged to focus on whichever sections draw your attention and to set aside the other sections for a later reading.”
Aha!
I read (present tense) Ladd’s book like I read my encyclopedia.
A resource.
Perhaps if my fellow Assholist had read the book (the intro at least), he would have understood its purpose and never have made the video he had me watch. Yet, of course, I find the words vain, arrogant, and DIM to be suiting for him. I might add selfish to the list too.
(Reminds me of myself, wink)
Now, before I wrap this post up, I want to share with you what I wrote in response to his email:
“Err, I go:
I guess you’re still not capable of understanding the truth behind the words you’ve asked me not to use but I can sympathize with you and your confusion. It is not your fault but the fault of the ignorance that engulfed you as a child or should I say:
Who are you working for, eh? * chuckles *
Okay, I went to YouTube to watch your video and I was pleased to see that it was less than two minutes rather than the usual lengthy bullshit ones you’re known for. I, however, do not see the point of the video because it only reveals how lame and dumb you can be.
You command me, a viewer, to “read the book.”
As a fellow Assholist like yourself, I have opted to help you better understand by quoting something Ladd mentioned in his introduction of the book which you have suggested we all read:
“For the Deaf reader who feels daunted by the language used, I suggest that chapters 7, 8, and 9 are read first. If they ring true, then the others are worthy of your attention.”
If they don’t (ring true), well, coming from me in the Italian language:
“Shut tha fuck up!”
Don’t be proud of your Lie Abilities.
You’re simply a pawn and only that.
Later fool,
D.B. ”
As for my friends and family:
THANK YOU FOR READING,
D.B. Shitehead
P.S. FYI, I’ve read the Holy Bible from Genesis to Revelation and you better do the same because if you have not, you’re really fucked! Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
* evil grin *
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Entertainment for Deaf Assholists
A question for you, a question for me, a question for us all to see…
For us all to see…see…see…
Ah, so you don’t like the term audism and you don’t wish to see yourself associated with this "thing" called Deafhood?
Well, then I reckon that should go on to tell me that you’ve pretty much settled for yourself what is most suiting for you and where you belong, thus there is no need to meddle with discussions relating to the above mentioned terms, aye?
If that be the case, then you might not find what I have to say to be the least bit interesting, however, you are more than welcome to place your eyes on this piece and stick your nose in the stink of it all. I mean, after all, if we don’t clean it up now, who will? What of the stench? Oh the trouble!
So what is it going to be, eh?
Propaganda!
Ah, I guess if you’ve read this far, then I can surely say we best carry on and not tarry, jes? Besides, you’re obviously curious enough to know where I’m going to take this and I best do my duty of entertaining you to the fullest so that you may see.
So that they may see…see…see…
Audism: the shit that happens when you’re not treated like an equal in a hearing world and it happens to every fool who has less than perfect hearing. You see, whether aided or implanted, oral or mute, that audist shit happens, so suck it up and deal with it because it IS there.
Okay,… if you’re one to say that shit doesn’t happen to you, well then I guess I could say they (the audist pigs, parents’ shame, et al) did a good job programming your ass to slap on a smile and nod every time you don’t understand shit when you’ve already asked them twice to repeat. Either that or you just don’t give a fuck what they say while you wear your best poker face.
Alas!
You are a success!
You see, asking people to continuously repeat themselves multiple times is considered “effective communication” with no emotional or psychological side effects whatsoever. It beats being a mute eh?
HA! That’s what they think.
Deafhood: the journey one takes from being ashamed to being proud of their being deaf. If you don’t recognize the word, we know where you stand and we will wait for YOU when you’re ready. Nothing more need be said. Now, if you recognize the word but keep arguing with yourself about it, break the mirror and buy another mask, or better yet, pull the trigger. That’d be one less puppet on the stage. Otherwise, stand tall!
*commercial break*
The following commercial was made possible by A Great Big Association of the Deaf (AGBAD) and readers like you:
“HEY!
Support your local deaf community: buy firecrackers, subwoofers, foghorns, jet engines, or anything that can promote severe to profound hearing loss and max it out. Surely you can help our community grow, one ear at a time, baby!”
*drum roll*
Ladies and Gentlemen!
In the stink of it all…it is:
auditorization: a process enforced upon deaf children to make them act or think like hearing people. This alone teaches the child, from the beginning, that in the minds of hearing people, they should strive to develop an identity other than their own because being deaf is bad, no good, evil, and unacceptable. This process also creates fine bullshitters and naysayers who blindly support the corporate agendas that are killing cultures across the globe, namely their own. Humans. Ha ha ha!
Aye, let us break it all down so that you can truly see.
So that they may truly see…see…see…
Methods of Auditorization:
1. Segregation and isolation from signed languages and users of them.
2. Forced to focus on speech and hearing rather than solid language acquisition.
3. Curriculum reflects that of the dominant hearing culture.
4. Textbooks and testing reflect that of the dominant hearing culture.
5. Denial of the pupil’s natural learning abilities (visual and manual).
6. Teachers are role models for the hearing culture.
And what of the home schooled?
Hey there, they’re the home fooled.
Truer learning happens out of nests and out from under wings.
Where they can, for themselves, finally see.
Finally see,…see…see…
Now, now now, I want you to look at the above list with an open mind and heart. I want you to look beyond your own account of being deaf and consider the whole, if you will. Many of us come from that 90% who were born into hearing families and were mainstreamed or onestreamed or fuckstreamed or what have ye, with no notion of a proud deaf culture. We were more familiar with the terms hearing impaired and hard of hearing than we were of the term deaf and if there were any one word we did know, it would be the word, deafness.
“Pardon the interruption, but may I please have your attention. The above word deafness is misspelled and we would like to apologize for the inconvenience it may have caused. We leave you with the correct spelling, which is: M-O-N-E-Y. That is correct: deafness is spelled: M-O-N-E-Y. Again, we apologize for the inconvenience and we thank you for your patience. (blip)”
We knew these words from the doctors, specialists, parents, and educators who love and believe that their country is the best in the world, that we have the best medicine, the best technology, the best beliefs, and the best of the best in all things.
God Bless America!
We stood in class every morning saying the pledge of allegiance to the flag of the United States of America wearing some hearing aid, auditory trainer, phonic ear, or implant that made some artificial sounds, which were to many of us, useless. We stood like tireless soldiers for hearing ideals and don’t you forget, we were never good enough to serve in the armed forces like Grandpappy did, but hey, they wouldn’t tell you that, right? We were too busy straining our minds in keeping up with the right lip movements at the right time, the right sound and the right tone. And justice for all.
Sir Yes Sir!
-salutes-
The whole time they’re trying to teach us something using speech and hearing, they fail to notice that it is primarily our observations that clue us in on what is the right and wrong thing to do, what earns rewards and what does not. Pretty soon we master the methods used and eventually we find ourselves being a “model” child, not for other deaf children, but for PARENTS of deaf children.
*commercial break*
-On Deaf People-
God to Man: I created them that way.
Man to God: Thanks for the charity.
“Hey PuppetBoy!
You better talk and sing sweetly so I can sell more puppets that look like you. Only you, my precious PuppetBoy, are blessed with such abilities, while the rest are merely pieces of wood I need to get rid of.
Go on and get about talking the way you do. I need my M-O-N-E-Y or else you’re going to burn in yonder fire!”
*hat tip*
Because our wasp assed government has not officially recognized the cultural and linguistic values of our country’s signing deaf community, our politicians end up supporting the auditorization of deaf children because it garners them more support from lobbyists and corporate interests (money) that help them stay in office and such, in return, helps corporations stay in business. This whole situation has long since made it difficult, if not impossible, to educate all deaf children successfully and it has ultimately divided all of us who share the experience of having less than perfect hearing.
That is their agenda:
Make us weak.
Make them strong.
Make whom strong?
Those with the Lie Abilities.
To me, the saddest thing about it is not that we are discriminated upon by the ignorance of hearing people but such ignorance is supported by those who are ashamed to be deaf, hard of hearing, or users of American Sign Language.
*commercial break*
-A Good Business Sketch-
Business: The day when every deaf child receives an implant:
(not real figures, numbnuts!)
1 in 1000 babies born are born deaf every day.
3000 babies born every day = 3 deaf babies a day.
3 deaf babies a day multiplied by 30,000 dollar implants = 90,000 dollars projected
90,000 dollars projected a day means a projected 27,400,000 dollars annually.
If every child had 2 implants at 30,000 each the projected annual would be: 54,800,000
Good for the USA!
You see, as technology continues to improve, kids will eventually have to return to the operating room to get “maintenance and repair”. Replace older and outdated technology with a newer and more expensive one. They cannot live without the synthetic shit you have given them. You’ve got ‘em hookt on fonics.
C.I. Kenny says:
“Mah mommer caint pays fer a newtwon cuss she done spent her ever las penner on thuh one I gots in mah heyad.”
Don’t worry you sonny, we got payment plans to help you get double drilled! We got the connections to help with hearing directions.
C.I. Kenny says:
“imma sine me upon a pizza paper says I get a double dwillin in mah heyad. Dey’s gots thuh cuh cuh cuh nekssssss shuns tuh healp me hur butter.”
.
*microphone feedback*
If you made it all the way down here and have enjoyed it, thank you for reading. If you read it and feel sour or do not find this appealing to your taste, I apologize. I only want to express my sentiments, just that and only that.
Until the next one,
D.B. Shitehead
For us all to see…see…see…
Ah, so you don’t like the term audism and you don’t wish to see yourself associated with this "thing" called Deafhood?
Well, then I reckon that should go on to tell me that you’ve pretty much settled for yourself what is most suiting for you and where you belong, thus there is no need to meddle with discussions relating to the above mentioned terms, aye?
If that be the case, then you might not find what I have to say to be the least bit interesting, however, you are more than welcome to place your eyes on this piece and stick your nose in the stink of it all. I mean, after all, if we don’t clean it up now, who will? What of the stench? Oh the trouble!
So what is it going to be, eh?
Propaganda!
Ah, I guess if you’ve read this far, then I can surely say we best carry on and not tarry, jes? Besides, you’re obviously curious enough to know where I’m going to take this and I best do my duty of entertaining you to the fullest so that you may see.
So that they may see…see…see…
Audism: the shit that happens when you’re not treated like an equal in a hearing world and it happens to every fool who has less than perfect hearing. You see, whether aided or implanted, oral or mute, that audist shit happens, so suck it up and deal with it because it IS there.
Okay,… if you’re one to say that shit doesn’t happen to you, well then I guess I could say they (the audist pigs, parents’ shame, et al) did a good job programming your ass to slap on a smile and nod every time you don’t understand shit when you’ve already asked them twice to repeat. Either that or you just don’t give a fuck what they say while you wear your best poker face.
Alas!
You are a success!
You see, asking people to continuously repeat themselves multiple times is considered “effective communication” with no emotional or psychological side effects whatsoever. It beats being a mute eh?
HA! That’s what they think.
Deafhood: the journey one takes from being ashamed to being proud of their being deaf. If you don’t recognize the word, we know where you stand and we will wait for YOU when you’re ready. Nothing more need be said. Now, if you recognize the word but keep arguing with yourself about it, break the mirror and buy another mask, or better yet, pull the trigger. That’d be one less puppet on the stage. Otherwise, stand tall!
*commercial break*
The following commercial was made possible by A Great Big Association of the Deaf (AGBAD) and readers like you:
“HEY!
Support your local deaf community: buy firecrackers, subwoofers, foghorns, jet engines, or anything that can promote severe to profound hearing loss and max it out. Surely you can help our community grow, one ear at a time, baby!”
*drum roll*
Ladies and Gentlemen!
In the stink of it all…it is:
auditorization: a process enforced upon deaf children to make them act or think like hearing people. This alone teaches the child, from the beginning, that in the minds of hearing people, they should strive to develop an identity other than their own because being deaf is bad, no good, evil, and unacceptable. This process also creates fine bullshitters and naysayers who blindly support the corporate agendas that are killing cultures across the globe, namely their own. Humans. Ha ha ha!
Aye, let us break it all down so that you can truly see.
So that they may truly see…see…see…
Methods of Auditorization:
1. Segregation and isolation from signed languages and users of them.
2. Forced to focus on speech and hearing rather than solid language acquisition.
3. Curriculum reflects that of the dominant hearing culture.
4. Textbooks and testing reflect that of the dominant hearing culture.
5. Denial of the pupil’s natural learning abilities (visual and manual).
6. Teachers are role models for the hearing culture.
And what of the home schooled?
Hey there, they’re the home fooled.
Truer learning happens out of nests and out from under wings.
Where they can, for themselves, finally see.
Finally see,…see…see…
Now, now now, I want you to look at the above list with an open mind and heart. I want you to look beyond your own account of being deaf and consider the whole, if you will. Many of us come from that 90% who were born into hearing families and were mainstreamed or onestreamed or fuckstreamed or what have ye, with no notion of a proud deaf culture. We were more familiar with the terms hearing impaired and hard of hearing than we were of the term deaf and if there were any one word we did know, it would be the word, deafness.
“Pardon the interruption, but may I please have your attention. The above word deafness is misspelled and we would like to apologize for the inconvenience it may have caused. We leave you with the correct spelling, which is: M-O-N-E-Y. That is correct: deafness is spelled: M-O-N-E-Y. Again, we apologize for the inconvenience and we thank you for your patience. (blip)”
We knew these words from the doctors, specialists, parents, and educators who love and believe that their country is the best in the world, that we have the best medicine, the best technology, the best beliefs, and the best of the best in all things.
God Bless America!
We stood in class every morning saying the pledge of allegiance to the flag of the United States of America wearing some hearing aid, auditory trainer, phonic ear, or implant that made some artificial sounds, which were to many of us, useless. We stood like tireless soldiers for hearing ideals and don’t you forget, we were never good enough to serve in the armed forces like Grandpappy did, but hey, they wouldn’t tell you that, right? We were too busy straining our minds in keeping up with the right lip movements at the right time, the right sound and the right tone. And justice for all.
Sir Yes Sir!
-salutes-
The whole time they’re trying to teach us something using speech and hearing, they fail to notice that it is primarily our observations that clue us in on what is the right and wrong thing to do, what earns rewards and what does not. Pretty soon we master the methods used and eventually we find ourselves being a “model” child, not for other deaf children, but for PARENTS of deaf children.
*commercial break*
-On Deaf People-
God to Man: I created them that way.
Man to God: Thanks for the charity.
“Hey PuppetBoy!
You better talk and sing sweetly so I can sell more puppets that look like you. Only you, my precious PuppetBoy, are blessed with such abilities, while the rest are merely pieces of wood I need to get rid of.
Go on and get about talking the way you do. I need my M-O-N-E-Y or else you’re going to burn in yonder fire!”
*hat tip*
Because our wasp assed government has not officially recognized the cultural and linguistic values of our country’s signing deaf community, our politicians end up supporting the auditorization of deaf children because it garners them more support from lobbyists and corporate interests (money) that help them stay in office and such, in return, helps corporations stay in business. This whole situation has long since made it difficult, if not impossible, to educate all deaf children successfully and it has ultimately divided all of us who share the experience of having less than perfect hearing.
That is their agenda:
Make us weak.
Make them strong.
Make whom strong?
Those with the Lie Abilities.
To me, the saddest thing about it is not that we are discriminated upon by the ignorance of hearing people but such ignorance is supported by those who are ashamed to be deaf, hard of hearing, or users of American Sign Language.
*commercial break*
-A Good Business Sketch-
Business: The day when every deaf child receives an implant:
(not real figures, numbnuts!)
1 in 1000 babies born are born deaf every day.
3000 babies born every day = 3 deaf babies a day.
3 deaf babies a day multiplied by 30,000 dollar implants = 90,000 dollars projected
90,000 dollars projected a day means a projected 27,400,000 dollars annually.
If every child had 2 implants at 30,000 each the projected annual would be: 54,800,000
Good for the USA!
You see, as technology continues to improve, kids will eventually have to return to the operating room to get “maintenance and repair”. Replace older and outdated technology with a newer and more expensive one. They cannot live without the synthetic shit you have given them. You’ve got ‘em hookt on fonics.
C.I. Kenny says:
“Mah mommer caint pays fer a newtwon cuss she done spent her ever las penner on thuh one I gots in mah heyad.”
Don’t worry you sonny, we got payment plans to help you get double drilled! We got the connections to help with hearing directions.
C.I. Kenny says:
“imma sine me upon a pizza paper says I get a double dwillin in mah heyad. Dey’s gots thuh cuh cuh cuh nekssssss shuns tuh healp me hur butter.”
.
*microphone feedback*
If you made it all the way down here and have enjoyed it, thank you for reading. If you read it and feel sour or do not find this appealing to your taste, I apologize. I only want to express my sentiments, just that and only that.
Until the next one,
D.B. Shitehead
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Sumfin o udda...
Black coffee and roll-em-ups.
Chapped lips and stained breath.
Good Lord! Good Morn!
The stomach is churning like a meat grinder while the dogs are running around like headless chickens. The Sun glares through the doorway of this old rock house and I reckon it'll be near 90 degrees come this after. Of course, the Sun tells no lies.
And the Asshole...
Shit son,..that fool can spool shit into silk. He's got the butter and cream. He's got the experience and the tools. He's a fuckin' Grade A liar and mighty proud of it too. Not only can the Asshole talk,.. he can even walk the walk,..but you see,..he never walks too close to the line.
He wavers and wanders.
Never straight.
Always cross.
He can share examples of good things but it is never for the benefit of others. You see, he only cares for his own successes and personal gains. The Asshole knows that appearing good is good enough for many so he hones in on his appearance and smooths out the creases of his personal flaws. When he looks good he has "done" good and people like him.
Yet people can be so naive...
Sure! Ain't nothing wrong with giving the guy the benefit of the doubt but, you see, that is how he functions and progresses. That is the strategy of the asshole and such is his very livelihood.
How is that for a "hood"?
Livelihood.
Whoooey!
I'll tell ya something,..
My being deaf contributes to my being an asshole in a hearing world.
*hint* *hint*
(nudgin' ya with me elbow)
wink,
DeeBee
Chapped lips and stained breath.
Good Lord! Good Morn!
The stomach is churning like a meat grinder while the dogs are running around like headless chickens. The Sun glares through the doorway of this old rock house and I reckon it'll be near 90 degrees come this after. Of course, the Sun tells no lies.
And the Asshole...
Shit son,..that fool can spool shit into silk. He's got the butter and cream. He's got the experience and the tools. He's a fuckin' Grade A liar and mighty proud of it too. Not only can the Asshole talk,.. he can even walk the walk,..but you see,..he never walks too close to the line.
He wavers and wanders.
Never straight.
Always cross.
He can share examples of good things but it is never for the benefit of others. You see, he only cares for his own successes and personal gains. The Asshole knows that appearing good is good enough for many so he hones in on his appearance and smooths out the creases of his personal flaws. When he looks good he has "done" good and people like him.
Yet people can be so naive...
Sure! Ain't nothing wrong with giving the guy the benefit of the doubt but, you see, that is how he functions and progresses. That is the strategy of the asshole and such is his very livelihood.
How is that for a "hood"?
Livelihood.
Whoooey!
I'll tell ya something,..
My being deaf contributes to my being an asshole in a hearing world.
*hint* *hint*
(nudgin' ya with me elbow)
wink,
DeeBee
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Gen-YOU-Whine Asshole
The Asshole justifies everything in his own actions by bringing to light the wrongs of others, the wrongs of society, the wrongs of the world, and that is, of course, in accord to his own belief system. He WILL set a standard and call it Right and what he, himself, calls righteous may not be so for those he so happens to coexist with, thus he is a Gen-YOU-WHINE Asshole. He nada give a phuck...
But what is Right?
I dunno, you tell me...
I'm Right here.
And what is Left?
Hey! Tell me what you see...
I see you're Left alone.
Okay
Now...what of Straight?
Ahhh, fuck the Truth.
Why? Why? Why!
You see, he, himself, is an Asshole and nobody wants to mingle with the like. So they stay away and they leave him alone. It is true that assholes can't have ideals without destroying something to achieve it. He must be in control and refuses to receive constructive criticism or Love. So those who left him, got smart. Those who do live with him and tolerate him are simply called: minions or better known as,
Hemorrhoids
So he sits alone in his fortress called a desert and bitches about what SHOULD Be and about what ain't Right. He passes judgment on the world, on society, and other fellow "brothers and sisters". To tell you a Truth, when that asshole walked up to the hill to meet an old wise man he only arrived to find a fool and that fool was him.
He, himself.
That Selfish Bastard of an Asshole.
That was me,
Dirt Bag
But what is Right?
I dunno, you tell me...
I'm Right here.
And what is Left?
Hey! Tell me what you see...
I see you're Left alone.
Okay
Now...what of Straight?
Ahhh, fuck the Truth.
Why? Why? Why!
You see, he, himself, is an Asshole and nobody wants to mingle with the like. So they stay away and they leave him alone. It is true that assholes can't have ideals without destroying something to achieve it. He must be in control and refuses to receive constructive criticism or Love. So those who left him, got smart. Those who do live with him and tolerate him are simply called: minions or better known as,
Hemorrhoids
So he sits alone in his fortress called a desert and bitches about what SHOULD Be and about what ain't Right. He passes judgment on the world, on society, and other fellow "brothers and sisters". To tell you a Truth, when that asshole walked up to the hill to meet an old wise man he only arrived to find a fool and that fool was him.
He, himself.
That Selfish Bastard of an Asshole.
That was me,
Dirt Bag
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